Well, he eats like a pig,'
he can't get enough,
He works like a dog
he looks real tough.
He smokes like a chimney,
four packs a day.
He sleeps like a log
what more can I say?
He drinks like a fish,
scotch on the rocks.
When he gets real mad
he hardly talks.
He cries like a baby
when he's feeling sad.
He's the dearest friend I've ever had.